What Makes Tea so Mystical?

Tea is the Panacea of Everything..If God Exists, Tea is the Beverage of Choice

 

Tea is the #1 beverage in the world. Tea has accompanied man through the centuries. The Chinese discovered Tea. The American Revolution was started because of the Boston Tea Party. The British Empire achieved great wealth from the East India Trading Company. Christopher Columbus discovered the Americas getting lost trying to find other continents to bring back spices and Tea. There are at least seven types of Tea: White, Green, Oolong, Black, Herbal, Rooibos, Mate. Lets toast to Tea.

 

MY Favorite Tea Quotes

• So I says "My dear if you could give me a cup of tea to clear my muddle of a head I should better understand your affairs." And we had the tea and the affairs too.... ~Charles Dickens, "Mrs. Lirriper's Legacy."

 

• "She had that brand of pragmatism that would find her the first brewing tea after Armageddon." ~Clive Barker, "Weaveworld."

 

Tea has many uses

• Tea to warm the body.


• Tea used to combat illness.


• Tea for ritual and tradition.


• Tea used to celebrate family gatherings and weddings.


• Tea was used by priests to stay awake when meditating.


• Tea caused the American Revolution.


• Tea made The British Empire rich and powerful.


• Tea was used by the Chinese as a religious offering.

 

What makes Tea mystical

• Just add water.


• Relaxes the mind


• Stimulates the mind


• Tea wakes you up.


• Tea puts you to sleep.


• Tea quenches your thirst.


• Loved by all ages.


• Soak your body in it.


• Tea takes the blues away.


• Tea is your friend on a rainy day .

 

You can change the taste

• Put milk in it.


• Put sugar in it.


• Put ice in it.


• Put liquor it it.


• Mix it with lemonade.


• Drink it hot or cold.

 

Tea is like a loving embrace

• It can be refreshing.


• It can be warm.


• It can be strong.


• It can be soothing.


• it can be sweet.

 

Tea crosses all boundaries of culture

• Some make you hallucinate.


• Some make you feel aristocratic especially with scones.


• Some people can even read your fortune.


• Snapple has a cool spokesperson.